Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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