Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she looked like the before picture.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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