nut hugger
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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