She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Randomize
