Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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