It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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