I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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