This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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