Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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