Just fell off a train. Bad.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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