K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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