He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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