Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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