i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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