Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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