I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
