Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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