I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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