Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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