So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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