you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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