I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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