Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
we made out on top of his cat.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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