why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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