So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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