she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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