We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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