Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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