dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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