I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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