everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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