If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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