Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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