btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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