We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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