why didn't you poke me back
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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