i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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