She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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