you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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