Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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