tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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