im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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