Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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