so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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