yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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