Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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