Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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