If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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