I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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