she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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