ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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